Would You Zap Zuma

Those of you that follow MyCityByNight on Twitter (and if you don’t, you very naughty), may have read my tweet yesterday about almost being taken of my motorbike yesterday morning by one of those siff piece of shit VIP protection cars! Yes the anger is now consuming again like it was yesterday!

Ok so in a nutshell, I was going down the middle between the cars like any other bike does on the M3 during peak hour traffic, and then this asshole piece of shit mother fucker, decided that he would break hard, start shouting at me, then purposefully break again. This in turn caused me to swerve both times and almost hit cars. Which he knew he was doing!
Please note that for the record, not at one stage did I attempt to overtake him or even get ‘too close’ to him for the wank pot to behave like this!

Now here is the 1 simple interesting bit:
- They were not even protecting anyone, just driving down the middle for some unknown reason

Now literally just before this on the other side of the road, unfortunately there was a fatal motorbike accident, which I was unfortunately there to witness, so it made me even more aware of the road on my bike. That’s what makes me even more angry, the fact that they would even attempt this ridiculous behaviour, and proof that the last thing I was about to do was ride like an idiot through traffic and over take a car down the middle! As a biker (and human), my thoughts are with the other bikers family.

So after all this, when I got the chance and got next to him, I told the twat what I thought of him and without thinking proceeded to ZAP the fucker!

Then I had that instant fear… The story of the poor guy that got the shit kicked out of him and arrested etc. when he zapped the Zuma VIP car! With that realisation, I dropped a gear and went all Rossi on De Wall Drive. Knee on the ground type of shit!

(How could you beat this face?)

Ok sever rant over. My apologies for it. Well sort of.

On arriving in Town and tweeting it, I thought I would check what’s happening with the guy that zapped Zuma and so on. Well not much really! Mr Chumani Maxwele apologised and that was it. Although it was widely publicised his ordeal was anything but decent! The reason for my bricking it!

While doing this, I stumbled across the sickest site ever that I recommend you all go to ASAP! Its pure genius!

www.WouldYouZapZuma.com (CLICK IT YOU’LL LOVE IT)

Upload your picture either from web cam or file on your PC. The background changes all the time with the pics of people that have uploaded and there are some classics from photoshopped ones to the real deal!

Go and check it out and do it, its hilarious!

Booom!

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