Win Vodacom Funny Fest Tickets
Enjoy an Unforgettable Night of Hilarity at The Award-winning Vodacom Funny Fest
Comedy-lovers, you are invited to an unforgettable night of side-splitting hilarity and tear-inducing belly laughs on Saturday the 16th of June. Cape Town’s flagship comedy event – the Vodacom funny Festival – is back. Make way for Edinburgh Fringe Festival award-winners, the best newcomer as well as the best musical comedy, silent comedy kings & more.
Platinum, Gold & Silver tickets available.
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Stand a chance of winning a set of double tickets to the Funny Fest at the Baxter Theatre for the show on the 16th of June.
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Winners will be announced on the 1st of June.
6 Comments
Manny Machado
There’s an englishman, a Jew and an arab sitting in a pub
what a prime example of an inter-racial community
Chuck Norris was born May,6 1945.
Nazi Germany surrendered May,7 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.
This is apparently the funniest joke in the world: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”
“People say ‘I’m taking it one day at a time.’ You know what? So is everybody. That’s how time works.”
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”
Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”
“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.”
TRUE STORY!!!! LOL!
What is the difference between Pea Soup and Roast Beef ??
You can roast beef… BUT YOU CANT PEA SOUP.
LOL – complements to A.Com for that one.