WIN Tickets To Oppikoppi with MyCityByNight & Jose Cuervo
WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN 2 SINGLE TICKETS FOR GIVE AWAY:
With Oppikoppi only 3 days away, the excitement & the madness are building up as we speak.
We have two single tickets to give away to two lucky MyCityByNight, Oppikoppi & Jose Cuervo loving fans.
Simply comment below on why YOU deserve ONE of these tickets and we’ll choose a winner on the 8th of August around 3pm.
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Having traversed the planets of the universe with the intention to greater understand the true ways of the force, I have made way to the human populated planet of Earth. Intrigued by the strong waves within the force coming from the rumors of a gathering called OppiKoppi, I have deemed it more than necessary to visit this place hoping to delve deep into the riches of enlightenment.
Help me MyCityByNight
You are my only hope
Why do I deserve to win?
It’s pretty simple really.
I’ve been to Oppi before, and I need to return, but why you ask?
I just recently blew the remaining red sand out of my nostrils, and I am already having withddrawl symptoms. I need to replenish my stock.
I need to be able to climb the mountain again, fall down it, and rush to the first aid tent claiming that I was attacked by a bear the size of the James Phillips stage. I swear, it was fucking massive!
I want to be so drunk that I need subtitles. I need to run the naked mile and feel my nipples flapping in the wind.
I want to fall into trenches and climb the thorn trees again. Burn my shoes and ask where they are only a few hours later.
I want to lose my campsite and make new friends. I want to drink Cuervo and scream Oppi, at the top of my lungs!
Help me out guys
I AM THE BEST!
I deserve Oppi tickets because I am crazy for SA music! I can name almost all the bands and artists performing and am dying to see Kongos,Das Kapital, Toya Delazy, Taxi Violence, Southern Gypsey Queens, Shadow Club and Lonehill Estate live!
Please Craig! I know other people are going to say they deserve tickets but seriously I need these tickets! Mind blowing:)
Im so tempted to say cause I have big boobs (always wanted to use that for something!) But I do have a couple better reasons:
1. All my mates are going, and in an attempt to stick to a budget, I spent all my pennies on a trip to Cape Town mid August so had to give Oppi a miss
2. I need to prove that I can indeed do the “roughing it” thing
3. My home slice needs me as a wing-woman for when she tries to seduce Matt Tuck
i deserve these tickets as i can guarantee that i will the most fucked oak at oppi 100%! dun n crusted!
Bring the Crazy to Oppikoppi: I need to bring my Crazy friend to koppi, he will do anything for this tickets. He once took a shot of Jose Cuervo out of a guy’s asscrack, and snuffed wasabi. He also surfed a driving car. See videos below:
Ass Crack Shot
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=227574772285
Wasabi Snuff
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=483698491902
That isnt how u ride the roof of a bakkie!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=12216989295&set=vb.532024295&type=2
Surfing the grass – epic fail
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=12216714295&set=vb.532024295&type=2
Baby Gary, Born with a silver spoon
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=19831072285
THIS IS WHY I DESERVE THIS SINGLE TICKET >>>>
1. I LOVE MUSIC… IT IS MY LIFE, EAT, DREAM, SLEEP, SHIT, TALK, BREATHE AND SMOKE MUSIC…..
2. As a struggling artist, I closed OPPI KOPPI “Unknown Brother” Red Bull last year as an ARTIST & DIDNT GET A CALL BACK …. i need to go back follow the artists who they selected this year, check out their skills out, up my game for next year so i can feature as an artist next year.
3. After Attending my first OPPI this has become my bench mark for pure music lovers, the music caters to all lovers of sound.
4. I HAVE TO C THE CAPE TOWN ARTISTs WHO ONLY EVER PLEASURE US WITH THEIR PRESENCE ON STAGE @ THESE HUGE EVENTS>>> SIBOT, 340ML, FLOYD LAVINE, DAS KAPITAL, DJ Danger Ingozi, Monique Pascall & T-Minus, Mix n Blend and AS WELL as seeing the ROCK BANDS doing their thing….
The Kiffness, Desmond and the TUTUs, Planet Joy, Flash Republic and Peachy Clean.
5. MY CITY BY NIGHT is my favourite website for new reviews and just regular jol info as well as the weekly MOOINESS section which keeps me smiling
6. Jose Cuervo Tequila makes every event, situation and/or drama JUST GREAT, so to add Jose Cuervo tequila into the mix and OPPI is sure to be a one to never forget, plus goin to an event like this without the fear of Jose Cuervo Tequila never running out….
7. I have downloaded the OPPI iphone application, I am READY to use and dont want to have tease myself by knowin who is on stage when i am not there.
8. The nineth reason why i need the ticket is cause i just REALLY NEED THIs TICKET…
9. I want to meet some new friends and meet up with some old friends who i have lost along the way.
10. FINAL reason…. I am willing to let my sister go on a date with anyone from the MYCITYBYNIGHT Team and if i dont go i might die from FOMO…….
MY CITY BY NIGHT MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR ME PLEASE >>>>>>
Endless cuervo shots?
And shoutin titte to every woman passerby by the fire? Now ths my oppi experience, party of my life i need to win because if i dnt i will be braekin my successfull 5year oppi attendence and will have to campout in my backyard with my cat, spare me all this and grant me that ticket pleaaaaase i promiss i will take care of those who get lost and forget where they camped and also those who think alien space ships have landed at oppi
im not afraid of grovelong and begging
Two days before tickets were released, someone had reversed into my car (which was parked facing the road) causing the airbags to pop, essentially writing my car off. This meant the money I had saved up to take my girlfriend and I to Oppi had to be used as a down payment on a new car.
It would be SO great if I could still manage to make it this year, and finally lose my Oppginity.
http://www.imagehost.co.za/image-C699_501F9EDA.jpg <—- car
This will probably be my last year that I can attend oppikoppi and due to the massive cost of the tickets im unable to afford this :< Please help me out.
I should win….because….
EK WIL HARD PARTYTJIE HOU!!!!
I’m also an Oppikoppi virgin and super keen to go. Even wrote a blog post about it here…
http://www.mzansigirl.com/oppikoppi-festival-oppikoppisweet-thing/
A deserving, Oppikoppi-Bands poem
I plan on having a Boargazm,
between dust, sticks and liquor,
eating Fruit&Veggies with
my Taxi Violence humour.
In my tent – Gevoel van Veiligheid,
staring Oopmond at Die See.
Listening on stage to Die Menere
oh, in Oppi I have no fear!
I’ll be the Thieve or
the Bullet for my Valetine,
’till the Bittereinde,
Black Handed Kites will be my sign.
Dance, You’re On Fire,
you have Seether to admire!
Desmond & The Tutus or Crystal Park,
be a Fokofpolisiekar shark!
Oppi is my Planet Joy!
I deserve those tickets you see,
The Black Cat Bones votes for me,
Fridge Poetry and Enter Shikari!
Even Shotgun Tori!
Why do I deserve the tickets?
That is not the question. The question is who does not deserve the tickets.
If everyone could win, I wish they would, I wish oppi could accomodate 7 Billion people, but it’s just not going to happen.
So it might as well be me!
Pretty please, I have begged and pleaded to no avail. This might be my very last chance!
As this could potentially be my 1st time at OppiKoppi, I know there would be nothing ‘sweeter’ than a wicked chance to check out only the majority of my fav!! South African bands and artists like…Jack Parrow, 340ml, fokofpolisiekar, haezer, sibot, and the list goes on.
I know as a newbee to such awesomeness, to win these tickets would only mean for one of the best lifetime experiences many only dream of.
Lemme be the one to wake up in dreamland..
PICK ME!!!!!!
Because I’m a Oppikoppi Virgin, and everyone keeps teasing me about it.
Dude, I recently moved to Cape Town and am too broke for the trip up.
I’ve been to nine koppi’s and wanted the 10th one to be epic by taking the quervo train!
But like I said, I’m broke.
Please dude, it’s the one weekend a year my life makes sense and my inner self gets satisfied.
I don’t think the world should experience my inner self outside the koppi weekend…
I’m going cold turkey and it’s baaaaaad!!!
Adding to my pain and suffering, Eagles of Death Metal are playing!
Do me a favour and kill me if I can’t win. Or let me win and I’ll wear a ‘My City By Night’ T-shirt
The whole weekend. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.
I would really love to go to oppi this year because i haven’t had a vacation for 3 agonissing years, and now that i have the chance to go its really expensive! I heard all of my friends are going as well and if i don’t go, i have to be at home hearing all the awesome stores that happened at oppi! I really love music and think this will be a great experience for me and just te have this break from my town for a while. If this is as good as you say please help meout?
Lifes to short to sit at home for the weekend while the rest of the party family get dizzy to my fav dj’s Pascal & Pearce, Diplo, an phDj! As confident as I am, I put my cards on the table and walk on air. I WILL kill two birds with one stone just to win a Oppi Koppi Sweet Thang ticket! We not gonna be there for a long time but rather for a fkn good time! Ill take it easy, but if its too easy I’d rather take it home! Yeeeeahaaa!!!
my cousinz gettin married and the plan was for myself and the stooges(our closest of friends) to dedicate oppikoppi sweet/thing to him as his bachelor party/ road trip/ the stoogez adventure show. but unfortunately i dont have my ticket. we alwayz been a team and i want the guyz to go out there and party hard[no hommo].. and so with the winnings it would be an awesome memorabilia for our crusade! so please MY CITY BY NIGHT & JOSE CUERVO HOOK A BROTHER UP!!! PS I LOVE JOSE[GOLD]!!! WE ALWAYZ HAVE A BLAST WITH IT WHEN WE OUT IN “MY CITY BY NIGHT”!!!! PEACELUVHAPPINESS!!!! 1!
my cousinz gettin married and the plan was for myself and the stooges(our closest of friends) to dedicate oppikoppi sweet/thing to him as his bachelor party/ road trip/ the stoogez adventure show. but unfortunately i dont have my ticket. we alwayz been a team and i want the guyz to go out there and party hard[no hommo].. and so with the winnings it would be an awesome memorabilia for our crusade! so please MY CITY BY NIGHT & JOSE CUERVO HOOK A BROTHER UP!!! PLEEEEEEEAAAAZZZZZZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS I LOVE JOSE[GOLD]!!! WE ALWAYZ HAVE A BLAST WITH IT WHEN WE OUT IN “MY CITY BY NIGHT”!!!! PEACELUVHAPPINESS!!!! 1!
my cousin is getting married and the plan was for myself and the stooges(our closest of friends) to dedicate oppikoppi sweet/thing to him as his bachelor party/ road trip/ the stooges adventure show. but unfortunately i dont have my ticket. we alwayz been a team and i want the guys to go out there and party hard[no hommo].. and so with the winnings it would be an awesome memorabilia for our crusade! so please MY CITY BY NIGHT & JOSE CUERVO HOOK A BROTHER UP!!! PLEEEEEEEAAAAZZZZZZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS I LOVE JOSE[GOLD]!!! WE ALWAYZ HAVE A BLAST WITH IT WHEN WE OUT IN “MY CITY BY NIGHT”!!!! PEACELUVHAPPINESS!!!! 1!
I woul really love to go to oppi this year because i haven’t had a vacatio for 3 agonising years, and now that i have the chance to go its really expensive! I heard all of my friends are going as well, and i have to be at home hearing all the awesome stories that happened at oppi, i really love music and think this will be a grear experience for me and just to have this break from my town for a while. If this is as goos as you all say pleas help me out?
Hi guys, oppi will be a better place with me there.
Thanks
Im the chosen one because one night I followed old Rafiki through a weird but magical bush and suddenly he stopped and random clouds appeared, and there was Mufasa, and I was like OMG its Mufasa!! and he said: “Remember who you are… YOU are the one going to OPPIKOPPI with MYCITYBYNIGHTS ” remember….remembaaa….
Because I want to Wake up in the morning feeling like Vernon Koekemoer
Grab my papsak and Jose Cuervo , out the cooler, and hit the gemors
Eat some lekker boerewros – well acting like poepols
stomping our paws – fuck the laws.
We came 784 miles looking like exiles,
Guaranteed to go down in the oppi files
Even if that means getting piles.
Come on know you lekker ding
Make us open, it’s been two weeks long moppen
give us those tickets, mycitybynight you are the sickest
I need the this OPPI ticket,
and this is oh so true,
I crave this OPPI ticket,
my festival-balls are blue!
I need to hurt my liver
let my armpits smell like wee,
i’ll crawl, walk, run or swim,
I JUST GOTTA SEE HHP!
I’d flash my manly boobs,
just to earn my jerry beads,
mycitybynight make it happen
help this man as he begs and pleads!
OPPI’s the greatest melting pot,
of black, white, str8, or gay
the music’s just as mad,
from Die See to AKA!!
If I miss this Oppi fest,
FOMO might cause me to die,
so take a shot (cuervo) and scream YOLO!!!!
and send this tocken black guy!!!
The power is in your hands,
I pray you really let this be!!
A 1-WAY TICKET WITH MY NAME
to OPPI!!! (pause) KOPPIIIIII!!!!!
(twitter handle: @mohohlo)
Facebook name: Rampepe Mohohlo
I’m not going to write you a poem, im a shitty lyricist.
Im not going to beg, (too much).
Im a med student who is in his 5th year of studying.
What I am going to say is this:
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want(a long letter telling you why i should go to OPPIKOPPI). If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money(im a med student in my 5th year of studying, i have no time to make money). But what I do have are a very particular set of skills(not like a fu@#ing ninja though, im a med student remember, but i know where you’r jugular is); skills I have acquired over a very long career(like what to look for when i stick my fingers up a poephole, and how to check a baby’s placenta). Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you(like when i have to stick my finger up your poephol). If you let me go now, that’ll be the end of it(it wont be,you’ll have saved my 20′s from being fu@#ing absent in a library, id probably go down on you). I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you(i probably wont kill you, but if i was liam neeson, id end your shit yo).
Also I would like to take the opportunity to discuss two very important issues.
1.Packs of stray dogs controlling most of the major cities
2. And snow blindness in cats, its affecting more and more cats every year, and it scares the SHIT out of me
My Fiance and I are getting married soon, and due to the damn high prices of a wedding, we can’t attend this year(Have been to last 10 koppi’s). Please help us with some tickets !
TIME IS COUNTING DOWN ____ >>> I NEED THIS TICKETS … MY LIFE IS DEPENDING ON IT >>> 3pm WAITING IS KILLING ME SLOWLY >>>>
i think i deserve to go to oppi koppi, because its been 2 years since i went out after having my baby girls Mickyala and leahne. I really want to go plz plz plz give me sum tickets!!! I WANA GO CRAZY!!
Hi guys
the reason I really need these tickets is, I was meant to go home to family in Durban and now with the snow on the N3 it is closed so not been able to see family which is the most important thing on earth I thought that doing the second most important thing on earth which is Oppikoppi with all my mates!!
So please #MyCityByNigh give me these ticket it will mean the earth to me
thanks Michael
We have randomly chosen two winners!!
Well done to:
Rampepe “koppi-meister” Mohohlo
Robbi Sloan
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