UK Prime Minister David Cameron gives Rooney a rising!
Unless you have no access to TV, internet or normal society (which means you live in Butterworth), you must be aware of Wayne Rooney and his recent little indiscretion with a hooker while his wife Colleen was pregnant. It is not the first time Mr Rooney has been reeled getting it on with prostitutes (remember Auld Slapper, the 48 year old grandmother of two?), and sources say that he has recently claimed that he would not fight for his marriage if she chose to divorce him. Wonder what she thinks about that?
What will hurt more is the fact that hooker Jenny Thompson has previously given free ‘services’ to other footballers, but only if she found them attractive enough. Unfortunately for Wayne, Juicy Jen charged him for her services. And he paid A LOT. He probably accepted that he was going to have to pay, given he has been previously voted the Ugliest Footballer in Europe (and that he beat Joleon Lescott, Carlos Teves AND Franck Ribery to the ultimate prize in fugliness. Really, Wayne? You really that ugly? True Story, my friend.), but for this to get out into the public will nevertheless dent his ego just a little more.
Whilst it is humiliating knowing that he was charged the ‘Ugly Tax’, it will hurt even to know that even Prime Minister David Cameron thought he’d take the opportunity to have a go at Wayne Rooney at the UK GQ Awards.
According to the Telegraph, Mr Cameron was addressing the celebrity audience that included Rooney’s fellow Manchester teammate, Ryan Giggs, after receiving GQ Politician of the year prize, when he wanted to give an update on the England’s Euro 2012 qualifier against Switzerland.
“Wayne Rooney has scored and this time it’s on the pitch, in the opponent’s goal, actually playing for his country, so I’m pleased to announce that,” he said. That’s quite a burn…..
As Wayne must have realised by now: when it rains, expect a month-long thunderstorm. Just a question I’d like to ask Master Wayne is: If you’re so keen on smashing birds on a regular basis that you would pay for it, how did you not produce at all in the box during the World Cup?
