Things that I find arousing but cannot explain why
In the bit of reading that I’ve done in the past month or so I happened to glance over one or two articles and posts about eroticism and sex- the basic content for every glossy magazine out there. So I decided to remove myself from the usual buzz of slamming parties and gorgeous girls that we’re so used to over here at MyCityByNight and really give a bit of thought to what I personally find arousing/erotic.
Considering that MyCityByNight and myself are generally quite unconventional the list turned out to be a little more odd than I originally expected. Aah the beauty of some good old fashion questioning of the self…
1. An eye patch- For some reason that I cannot explain I get incredibly aroused when I see people with eye patches- hot villains from Kill Bill, pirates from Somalia, everybody. Eye patches are sexy…
2. Hotel rooms/getaway lodges- Over time these have built up notoriety for a number of affairs, random hook-ups and the odd porn film… Hey, even Joost managed to rock out in his tighty whiteys with that not so hot chick. Need I say more? Joost, I don’t blame you at all, it really was the hotel room’s fault that you cheated on your wife.
3. Spandex Lycra- Ok this might have something to do with all of the Body Beat aerobics shows that I used watch every morning as a kid but I really REALLY do struggle to find a lingerie set that comes close to those brightly coloured body hugging spandex tights- really the best thing to come out of the 80’s other than me…
4. Being hungover from a huge jol- Depending on whether I have been to a rave (haha, does anyone still “rave”) or for a bender at the local pub, usually dictates whether my morning desire is for cuddles or just plain old slap & tickle (read into this what you will), however there’s one thought that goes through my head each time- “Maybe I should lie a little longer before going to pee” (once again read into this what you will- I’m sure all the boys know what im on about).
5. Women that eat- I’m definitely not talking about the girl who munches down seconds of her meal and then offers to help you finish off your burrito- while you’re still enjoying it. I am talking about women who actually enjoy having a meal- that’s not a calorie-less salad. Yay for girls that eat, especially if really do seem to enjoy the meal, and not my company, necessarily!!
So now you know… Don’t wear an eye-patch near me while having sushi… crazy hot.
