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The MCBN Awards for 2010
The 11th year of the 21st century is drawing to a close and while some of you are looking back at the inebriation that completely erased February through July in the memory banks, MCBN has endeavored to rekindle the annum past, and award those who have made this cherished city the mother of them all. So what do you need to do? Women: as is standard with all MCBN competitions, a simple boob shot dramatically increases your chances of victory, men and prudish bitches should copy the form below and fill out 2 winners per category. At the end I’ll tally up the votes and we’ll crown the MCBN Seagulls (an honorary homage to the Loeries). Prizes for creativity and most popular answers. If you add a picture pertaining to a certain category, your chances again multiply thirty fold. So without further ado, let the voting begin!
Social Category
Best Club:
Best Party:
Most popular individual:
Best Hotel:
Best Restaurant:
Biggest Raver:
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day):
Worst Club:
Worst Bouncers:
Music Category:
Artist of the Year:
Song of the Year:
DJ of the Year:
Local Artist of the Year:
Best Up and Comer:
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss)
Best Body:
Best Boobs:
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award:
Best Movember:
Sport Category:
Team of the Year:
Player of the Year:
Venue of the Year:
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why
Thank you for voting, Winners will be announced towards the middle of December.
Loves, hugs and lots of drugs
Stroob
45 Comments
I would assume best party includes best outdoor party? why doesnt outdoors have its own categories?
JB: Best party could be for ANY party, each category is wide open
Haha can’t wait to see who gets crowned the “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award…
This is AWESOME!
How do you vote?
Copy and paste the questions in the comment box here and answer each question, well which ever questions u want to
DJ of the Year: Above & Beyond
Best Movember: The Nik Nak himself… Kreg the Stache!
Local talent: Pascal & Pearce for shizzle!
Team of the year: Liverpool – hey say something and I’ll steal your wheels proper!
Best Boobs: Not sure yet, send some in so I can see! But anything 34B – D or 36 B – D is good for me! Actually its better than good!
Yes I am a boob man and I love and adore them like little puppies on Christmas!
Best mooiness boobs and I will personally give you a prize! Shallow, but true!
Best Club: Fez
Best Party: Godskitchen
Best Hotel: Arabella Country Estate(Kleinmond)
Best Restaurant: Greens (R10 Special)
Worst Bouncers: Club Ras
Music Category: Electronic
Song of the Year: Reflekt Feat Delline Bass – Need To Feel Loved (Adam K & Soha Remix)
Local Artist of the Year: Headroom
Hottest Betty: we need a list to choose from
Best Body: list as well
Best Boobs: Local or International? List
Best Movember: Craig Stack
Sport Category: Curling
Team of the Year: Team Edward
Venue of the Year: Tequila Town
no lists, you go wild! say who ever you feel
Agreeeed!!
I’ll get into trouble… also there are too many to choose from
be shallow like me! (wow I’m actually proud of that!) If the missus says anything to you, I will put her on the ‘no matter how many beers list’
we got your back!
hahahaahhaa
Well seen as it is my blog think it fitting i vote first!
Social Category
Best Club:
1. Fez
2. 609 Chill Lounge
Best Party:
1. Skazi
2. The Last Arcade
Most popular individual:
1. Kreg Stacheling
2. Tom Dont PArty Kennedy
Best Hotel:
1. Mandela Rhodes
2. Daddy Long Legs Caravan Park
Best Restaurant:
1. Peppernero
2. Wakame
Biggest Raver:
1. Ricky Bynight
2. Garth Petersons jaw
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day):
1. Dustin H
2. Jonno Adams
Worst Club:
1. FTV…. Crash…. Burn
Worst Bouncers:
1. Fez
Music Category:
Artist of the Year:
1. Umek
2. Gramatik
Song of the Year:
1. Something ala mode – 5am
2. Sebastien Leger – Balkamaniac
DJ of the Year:
1. Steve Lawler… again
Local Artist of the Year:
1. Pascal and Pearce, and judging on the new album will only get better
Best Up and Comer:
1. Yor Father
2. Fogshow
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss)
1. Chelsea Lane
Best Body:
1. Mila Kunis
Best Boobs:
1. Zea…….. umm… ya, she wouldnt like it on the net
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award:
1. Jacob Zuma’s new wife
Best Movember:
1. Andrew “grab these handlebars” Kirkby
2. Kreg the nak Stack
Sport Category:
Team of the Year:
1. Chelsea
Player of the Year:
1. Pat Lambie
Venue of the Year:
1. Greenpoint by a mile
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why
1. The Dudes at MCBN for going from a small little boutique into one of the best websites in the country, Mad props!
you cant vote for best boobs and not show proof…
very well, make sure their heads aren’t in if they dont want
Glad to hear you have some to send in!
will say it came from a Johannes Jocubus Foerie, not from you Mr Tall!
Best Up and Comer: Dublusion
!!!!
Social Category
Best Club: Fez pretty much destroyed everyone this year.
Best Party: Of the Few outdoors I attended this year, The Village takes it for me.
Most popular individual: I don’t really give a fuck
Best Hotel: Ellerman house seriously OMG!
Best Restaurant: Terroir on the Kleine Zalze wine farm
Biggest Raver: Ur kidding right, there is only one person that can win this award…Ricky Bynight! He gave out more glow sticks in 2010 than Julius received tendaas!
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Da Silva
Worst Club: Rhyno Room (kak sound system, no air, siffness!), Tin Roof (vowed many years ago to never return, bet they are still playing Scotty doesn’t know), Oblivion (Im always standing in someones fucking way!!!!! Stripper pole gives it some points tho)
Worst Bouncers: Those sexually frustrated drug taking steroid injecting fucks from Club Raz that smashed that poor dudes head in, SHAME ON YOU!
Music Category: ZEF
Song of the Year: Stomach in Chest out
DJ of the Year: P&P (just cause they are here for the music)
Local Artist of the Year: Die Antword just for introducing Americans to the word “POES”
Best Up and Comer: Ur mom!
Mooiness Category: Shit, now there is a difficult one, so many to choose from, but that Angelina Jolie look alike is the mooiness!
Best Movember: This would have gone hands down to Craig Stache, the artist formally known as Stack,(but he fell 8 days short of successfully completing the month. however for his continual support for the testicles, the Movember award goes to Peter de Villiers
Sport Category: Poker
Team of the Year: Not the Springboks (il give it to the Sharks)
Player of the Year: Hashim Amla! Lionel Messi
Venue of the Year: Green Point Stadium
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why : As of 20 November 2010, Jose Mourinho is on a run of 142 home league matches unbeaten: 38 (W36–D2) with Porto, 60 (W46–D14) with Chelsea, 38 (W29–D9) with Internazionale and 6 (W6-D0) with Real Madrid.
The man is a strategy god, and deserves a mention!
BooM!
Sport Category… Poker! Waaaahahahahhahaa! Love it!
Social Category
Best Club: Fez
Best Party: Rocking The Daisies
Most popular individual: Kyle Stroebel
Best Hotel: Greef hotel
Best Restaurant: Cape Quarter Spar
Biggest Raver: Craig Stack
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Horris
Worst Club: Bang Bang
Worst Bouncers: Short white Guy from Bang bang and around there
Music Category: Minimal / Techno
Artist of the Year: weekend heroes
Song of the Year: Shakira world cup Song:)
DJ of the Year: sharam
Local Artist of the Year: Pascal & Pearce
Best Up and Comer: Fogshow!!!
Mooiness Category: Thin with huge tits
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss) – Jessica Roffey
Best Body: Jessica Roffey
Best Boobs: Jessica Roffey
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award:
Best Movember: The nik nak stashe
Sport Category: Soccer
Team of the Year: Inter milan
Player of the Year: Gareth Bale
Venue of the Year: Anfield
Best Club: Caprice, Assembly
Best Party: RTD hands down
Most popular individual: Obama
Best Hotel: The Bay
Best Restaurant: Haiku
Biggest Raver: Craig Stack
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Myself probably
Worst Club: Fez- everything gets stolen there.
Worst Bouncers: Fez bouncers
Music Category: Electro
Artist of the Year: Pascal & Pearce
Song of the Year: Teenage Crime
DJ of the Year: David Guetta- haaahahahaha JOKING
Local Artist of the Year: El Gordo
Best Up and Comer: Ducking Fogshow
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss) Minka Kelly
Best Body: Minka Kelly- my female crush hahaha
Best Boobs: This is weird.
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award: Spencer Pratt
Best Movember: Craig Stack
Sport Category:
Team of the Year: Bafana
Player of the Year: Tiger- such a player.
Venue of the Year: Greenpoint
You should try not leaving your things on the bar, and closing your bag.
Social Category
Best Club:Assembly
Most popular individual:Kreg Stache
Best Hotel:The mill
Biggest Raver:Rat boy
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day):Dustin H
Worst Club:tantra
Music Category:
Artist of the Year:Netsky
Song of the Year:Eyes Closed
Local Artist of the Year:Deadbeat FM
Best Up and Comer:Yor Father
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss):Annicq
MCBN’s “best couple award” award: Dustin H and Lauren R
Best Movember: Nik Nak Stack
Sport Category:
Team of the Year:Chelsea
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why: Dustin H-for being mr burns
Social Category
Best Club: Know Shack isn’t a club, but it has my vote
Best Party: Equinox takes it for me.
Most popular individual: Chris Jack
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day):i nominate myself – broke wrist after a wedding, fell into a meter deep ditch, among other things.
Best Hotel: Cape Cadogan
Best Restaurant: Woodlands Eatery, Vredehoek
Worst Bouncers: Those sexually frustrated drug taking steroid injecting fucks from Club Raz that smashed that poor dudes head in, SHAME ON YOU!
Music Category: ZEFF so fressssh
Song of the Year: Superhero by le maize
DJ of the Year: Broken Toy
Local Artist of the Year: Jack Parow and 7th Son
Best Up and Comer: Ur mom!
Mooiness Category: Jenna Pieterson (hot model)
Best Movember: Jack Parow, coz he carries it all year round
Sport Category: Poi
Team of the Year: er pass
Player of the Year: meh
Venue of the Year: Hok 11, Wellington Road, Durbanville
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why : Pie in the sky productions for organizing mind blowing events. i.e ART and Jungle Book Drum & Bass.
tsek
oh crap… see i didn’t put in my own “worst Bouncer” but i definitely agree with Gerald…
Fuck yea! could not believe those pics!
Social Category
Best Club: Fezingtons
Best Party: Godskitchen
Best Hotel: One & Only
Best Restaurant: Pasta Chino. Amazing Pizza!
Biggest Raver: Garth Peterson.
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Horris.
Worst Club: @mosphere. Bang Bang
Worst Bouncers: Club Ras
Music Category: Tech. Psytramce
Artist of the Year: Super8 & Tab. Symphonix
Song of the Year: Above & Beyond – On a good day (Metropolis remix)
DJ of the Year: Broken Toy
Local Artist of the Year: Jimmy and
Mooiness Category: Candice Swanepoel (http://www.mademansion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Candice-Swanepoel-18.jpg)
Best Body: Genevieve Morton (http://ubuhle.com/fullphotos/genevieve-morton-57384.jpg)
Best Boobs: Niki Belucci (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/378197550_f7a383ec80.jpg)
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award: Susan Boyle
Best Movember: The Stache
Sport Category: Darts
Venue of the Year: Velodrome
Social Category
Best Club: Assembly
Best Party: This is impossible…so many good ones!!Probably the one in my pants:)
Most popular individual: Mat Caldecot (purely because he party’s so hard, no one would ever live with him and he hasn’t missed a party in like ten years!!!)
Best Hotel: Mandela Rhodes (the cocktails fuck u up in about twenty mins…)
Best Restaurant: Royale
Biggest Raver: Miguel Arujo aka Finch
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Myself and Simon Parker
Worst Club: Bang Bang
Worst Bouncers: All Stars in Stellenbosch
Music Category: Rock/Electro indie
Song of the Year: ACDC Shoot to Thrill
DJ of the Year: P&P
Local Artist of the Year: The La Els (they from Durban…only have four songs out but they ROCK!!!)
Best Up and Comer: Kyle’s sister…sorry Strobe!!!
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss) Emily Blunt
Best Body: Kate Beckinsale
Best Boobs: Joshua Livanos
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award:
Best Movember: Im sorry Craig… Gonna have to go with Paul Sr
Sport Category: Rock/paper/scissors on ESPN
Team of the Year: The fuuuckin “A….” Team
Player of the Year: Pat Lambie, Lionel Messi
Venue of the Year: Virgin Active, Greenpoint tennis courts
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why: Zeane “GUNS” Jansen…for doing his thing, ha!!
Best Boobs: Joshua Livanos – too awesome!!!
Haha Josh! Nice!
Social Category
Best Club: Fez and Assembly have dominated 2010…
Best Party: Equinox/Le Castle Vania/Rocking The Daisies/Easter Vortex/
Godskitchen – ABOVE & BEYOND/Orca & Tryamabaka this past weekend
Most popular individual: Julius Malema – probably Benny Zeff brah
Best Hotel: That sweet penthouse I am going to stay in at the One & Only
Best Restaurant: Narona
Biggest Raver: Definitely Ricky ByNight & Benjamin King
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Myself… otherwise Horris for sure.
Worst Club: Thank God its closed, Bang Bang… Otherwise Knoxville or anywhere in Claremont
Worst Bouncers: Fez/ Emile that cock from Tin Roof and that siff bouncer from Assembly.
Music Category:
Artist of the Year: Skrillex/Broken Toy/Wolfgang Gartner/Haezer
Song of the Year: Wolfgang Gartner – Undertaker
DJ of the Year: Headroom/Skragg/Haezer/ Pascal and Pearce – awaiting
the album boys!
Local Artist of the Year: Deadbeat FM (for all their hard work) Twevl & Thesis for their acts at Earthdance 2010 and Rocking The Daisies, Jack Parow, the guy has mad skills
Best Up and Comer: Illtastic
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss) – Sloan from Entourage … fuck yeah! Local – Chelsea Lane
Best Body: – Chelsea Lane
Best Boobs: I will get into so much trouble if I answer this question… hahaha
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award: Patricia De Lille
Best Movember: El Gordo, the curling moustache was awesome, I am going to have to nominate myself here
Sport Category:
Team of the Year: Chelsea, by a mile!
Player of the Year: Gio Aplon, Messi, Francois Louw, Gareth Bale, Patrick Lambie and Francois Hougaard
Venue of the Year: Close tie between the Cape Town Stadium and Mose Mabida stadium.
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why
All of you out there who read MyCityByNight and make it what it is now, I love you all, seriously… LOVE YOU! hehe
Social Category
Best Club: Assembly / Tiger (shooting fish in a barrel) / Mavericks
Best Party: Every Trance Party is my best party.
Most popular individual: LP
Best Hotel: Kimberley Hotel
Best Restaurant: Spur on Mondays
Biggest Raver: Miguel (Finch) Araujo.
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Horris…or me
Worst Club: Its hard for me to answer coz generally if there’s a bar Im happy…@mosphere can even throw a jol…Beleza in P.E is horrendous
Worst Bouncers: That cunt with the pony tail at Tin roof.
Music Category: Indie Rock/Psy trance
Artist of the Year: Kings Of Leon/Brandon Flowers
Song of the Year: Kings Of Leon – The Face (for me anyway)
DJ of the Year: Deliriant
Local Artist of the Year: Dirty Skirts, Red Huxley, New Holland,Deadbeat FM
Best Up and Comer: Antons Syndrome
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss)Candice Swanepoel / Chelsea Lane/Genevieve Morton
Best Body: Candice
Best Boobs: Genevieve
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award:
Best Movember: Craig Stack you beauty
Sport Category: Rugga (always)
Team of the Year: Man United ( still undefeated, I love u), EP KINGS!
Player of the Year: Rafael Nadal,Nemanja Vidic, Geo Aplon, SONNY BILL WILLIAMS (He is gonna be the greatest)
Venue of the Year: Newlands (the home of rugby)
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why:
The AWARD WINNING, DONTPARTY! Nice1 bras!
Best Club: Assembly
Best Party: Rocking the Daisies
Most popular individual: Kreg “Stache” Stack
Best Hotel: Daddy Long Legs Caravan park
Best Restaurant: Minatos
Biggest Raver: This is a tie between Kreg & Papa Smurf – http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150094492110259&set=t.710328516
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): That Matt dude from Dont Party – holy fuck (although I don’t think he makes any excuses)
Worst Club: Chevelle (!)
Worst Bouncers: Club Ras!!! You dirty bastards!!!
Music Catergory: Balkan beats & Psy trance treats
Song of the Year: Barbara Streisand
DJ of the Year: Niskerone for converting me to DnB this year
Local Artist of the Year: Die Antwoord (Only because they’ve catapulted to stardom – I’m not particularly a fan)
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss): Rosie huntington-whiteley – that bitch is hawttt
Best Body: Adriana Lima
Best Boobs: hmmmm… Real ones?
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award: Susan Boyle
Best Movember: Kreg for the THIRD TIME (you gotta love this guy)
I don’t know a thing about sport, so leaving that one out!
Such a rad idea okes
Best Club: I’ve gotta say The Fez- its the abyss- I’ve given it some of my soul
Best Party: Its a toss up between Rocking the Daisies and Above & Beyond
Most popular individual: Kreg
Best Hotel: Had a fairly cracking time at the Slanghoek Villas in Goudini
Best Restaurant: Cargills
Biggest Raver: Um. Me. Duh
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): This goes to Stroob without a doubt
Worst Club: Chevelle
Worst Bouncers: I hate all bouncers really.
Music Category: Progressive Trance (made a huge comeback this year)
Artist of the Year: Drake
Song of the Year: Ooh this is tough one. I’m gonna go with “love you better” from crazy white boy
DJ of the Year: Niskerone rocked shit
Local Artist of the Year: Agree with Kreg here- Twelv and Thesis
Best Up and Comer: Goodluck
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss)
Best Body: Stacey Norman
Best Boobs: Stacey Norman
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award: Noeleen… Im sorry its you.
Best Movember: Kreg this is you!
Sport Category:
Team of the Year: Manchester United
Player of the Year: Lionel Messi/ Gareth Bale
Venue of the Year: Cape Town Stadium
Anyone else who you think deserves special mention and why
I think all of you deserve a massive thanks- this has been the best year yet and things around MyCityByNight just seem to keep on getting better!! BOOOOM!
Social Category
Best Club: Assembly / Fez
Best Party: Any Dont Party Event of course! [Biased]
Most popular individual: LP [I'll stick with this. From Mat]
Best Hotel: One & Only
Best Restaurant: Haiku
Biggest Raver: Glenn [With a double NN]
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Horris / Mathew Caldecott/ Jonno Adams [Jonno Adams is more deserving because he always uses this excuse] Mat and Horris know what they’re doing!
Worst Club: Liquid
Worst Bouncers: Club Ras
Music Category: Electro
Artist of the Year: Haezer/ Sedge Warbler / P.H. Fat
DJ of the Year: Deliriant / Haezer / Bruce Willis?? / Liver
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss) – Candice Swanepoel
Best Body: Candice Swanepoel
Best Boobs: Josh Livanos of Course!
Best Movember: There can be only one – Craig Stack
Sport Category: Football
Team of the Year: Chelsea!!
Player of the Year: Pat Lambie [MHS!!]
Venue of the Year: Greenpoint Stadium [Love the Place]
Special Mentions
Biggest chuck of name : Horris & Mathew Caldecott
Biggest BOB :: Jonno Adams [You Bastard!]
Best Blog : Don’t Party [Haha I had to do it]
Social Category
Best Club: 609 Pre-drinks Chill Lounge / Big House After Party Pit
Best Party: Rocking the Daisies
Most popular individual: Peter de Villers / Julius Malema
Best Hotel: Haven’t really been to any…
Best Restaurant: Narona
Biggest Raver: Rat Boy
MCBN inaugural �Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked� award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Horris & Caldecott
Worst Club: Chevelle
Worst Bouncers: Fez – collared shirts are for fucks
Music Category: Trance / Indie Rock
Artist of the Year: Lady Gaga
Song of the Year: Allejandro – Lady Gaga
DJ of the Year: Bruce
Local Artist of the Year: P&P
Best Up and Comer: Stroob is the only oke I know who can up and come in one fluent motion
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or� Bobby if you�re floss): Candice Swanepoel
Best Body: Candice Swanepoel
Best Boobs: Candice Boucher – big ups for being in Playboy!
MCBNâ��s â��Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly mingerâ�� award: Wow – this is deep. Probably this chick – http://tinyurl.com/q866a5
Best Movember: This guy – http://anecdotage.com/pics/moustache.jpg
Sport Category:
Team of the Year: Barcelona
Player of the Year: Lionel Messi
Venue of the Year: Green Point during the World Cup
Social Category
Best Club: Fiction…always
Best Party: Sprung & last arcade
Best Hotel: The Grand Daddy Hotel
Best Restaurant: Magicaroma
Worst Club: Chevelle
Music Category: Minimal Tech
Best Club: Assembly. What happened to Beatnik Machine? That place rocked!
Best Party: Above and Beyond. MCQP is coming up though and last year’s was probably the best party I’ve ever been to, bar Matter at the O2 Arena in London.
Most popular individual: A three-way tie between Craig, Kenny and Mark Wade. Between the three of them you will encounter the whole of Cape Town’s ravers.
Best Hotel: I don’t do hotels.
Best Restaurant: Home Bar, Harfield Village.
Biggest Raver: Kenny. Hands down.
MCBN inaugural “Whoops I drank to much, I think my drink was spiked” award (given to the person who drinks far too much and always makes some excuse the next day): Dustin ‘Crusty The Clown’ H.
Worst Club: Tiger. Never again in my life. Never.
Worst Bouncers: Fez. You need to know a Jew to get in without having to answer rhetorical questions from the bouncers like, “Is it my fault you’re not wearing a smart shirt and shoes tonight?”.
Music Category: Progressive House and NuDisco, if you’re lucky enough to hear it played in a CT venue!
Artist of the Year: Bonobo
Song of the Year: Quivver – In Your Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8KgNZUbMA). It was the last song played before Above and Beyond came on. Very rare.
DJ of the Year: Robert Babicz
Local Artist of the Year: Die Antwoord
Best Up and Comer: Battle Beyond The Stars
Mooiness Category:
Hottest Betty (or… Bobby if you’re floss): Alessandra Ambrossio
Best Body: ” ” and her ‘gap’.
Best Boobs: I’m not a boob man.
MCBN’s “Theres not enough beer in the world you ugly minger” award: Every chick on the Tiger Tiger dancefloor at 3am. *Shudder*
Best Movember: Craig. Special mention must go to Rory Vollmer for his ‘Benoni Butcher’ mo. Photo taken after 12 days of growing: http://amadeusartworks.com/rory_mo.jpg
Sport Category:
Team of the Year: Man Utd
Player of the Year: Edin Hazard – The next Messi.
Venue of the Year: CT Stadium
Not a boob man :’(
Ha! I’m a ‘gap” man.
Good enough for me…
Mind the gap though, you can slip and hurt yourself at times
Best Restaurant: Woodlands Eatery, Vredehoek
@Jono: How the fuck does that make me the most popular? If anything I should be “person to avoid after drinking Cane”….
Best Club: Assembly/Fiction
Best Party: Earthdance
Most Popular Individual: Tim Morake
Best Hotel: One & Only
Best Restaurant: Beluga
Biggest Raver: Marc “Muggy” Whitelaw
Worst Club: Ivy League
Worst Bouncers: Tin roof
Music Category: Dubstep/Psy Trance
Artist of the Year: Pendulum
Song of the Year: Tarantula – Pleasurekraft
DJ of the Year: El Gordo/Niskerone/Rubix Qube
Local Artist of the Year: PH Fat
Best Up and Comer: George Daniel
Best Movember: Have to vote myself there…I’ve been trying really hard…
Team of the Year: Bokke
Player of the Year: Nadal (Tennis connoisseur)
Venue of the Year: CT stadium, hands down
Social Category
Most popular individual:
Paul Ward (www.diaryofward.com)