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Cape Town and Cocaine: Eternal lovers

Suddenly I’m awake. The air rushes into my smoke infested lungs. My eyes, cemented shut by gunk, force open into a blurry vision. A nude body in a goat mask slowly comes into focus, I roll over this corpse like dead-weight. “Phew, it’s a she”. I try to inhale again, but my nose-hole is treating [...]

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Online Trolls, And The Nerd Quest For Valour

The world is a frustrating place. There are futile wars in Africa, Taylor Swift gets paid for making music and Tiger Tiger Fourways exists. The planet isn’t always the becoming little enclave of human paradise they make it out to be in travel brochures, or pornos. Basic human interaction is becoming more and more separatist, [...]

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An Open Letter To Dearest Thorsten Heins (CEO Of BlackBerry)

Dearest Thorsten Heins (BlackBerry CEO) I thought I would write you an open letter, detailing my wonderful experiences with my BlackBerry device your company produces. If I could go back 3 years, to when I first opened that shiny box adorned in lavish silver and retrieved my BlackBerry in all its auspicious glory, I would [...]

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CTEMF x BOILERROOMtv X RBMA – Cape Town Making History!

One of the more iconic facets of electronic music is that it is a truly global phenomenon. While trends and fashions gently ebb and flow on a worldwide scale, each individual region brings its own nuance and flick of the wrist that makes it their own. In South Africa we are no different. We are [...]

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White Man on a Minibus: A Touching Story of Triumph.

Please note that I write this having been brought up in the thick stench of white privilege, a burden I bear with both feelings of guilt and gratitude.  My childhood was littered with extra-murals, kosher lunches and drama excursions. We golfed on Sundays, had chiropractors on Mondays and thought wearing plaid shirts was a fashion [...]

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Legal Marijuana in South Africa: How Far Away Are We?

There is something about the first time you smoked that magical herb that shall resonate within you for the rest of your life. One might look at it as a memory comparable with losing your virginity, finishing a marathon, or watching your newborn take his first steps. The brief yet succulent inhale, the incessant giggles, [...]

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The Inside of Nkandla Revealed!

Shrouded in secrecy, mystery and controversy, Zuma’s new private homestead in Nkandla has been the centrepiece for over expenditure and misuse of public funds in the last month. Erecting a fence so steadfast even the most hardened Mongolian couldn’t penetrate the extremities, we as the public, his loyal minions and servants, can only dream of [...]

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Daisies, Daisies, The Musical Fruit (RTD Review 2012)

As the dust rose from our gallant tyres, the slow and steady churning in our stomachs metamorphed from butterflies into fully grown seagulls. The final gravel road on the path to the biggest most anticipated event of the year, and its subsequent queue of cars, seemed a fretful never ending corridor. But as the lights [...]

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How To Sufficently Rock the Daisies

When you think of a power flower, one’s inherent reaction is a rose; robust, littered with thorns, and generally pretty god damn bad ass. The adversely inverted notion of a wimpy, impotent flower for “pansies”: is the daisy. And for all intents and purposes, for 362 days a year, this holds true. Yet for one [...]

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