Post Tagged with: "Advice"

Try being reverse smooth…

Along with spending a night or 2 out on the town at Assembly for Fukkk Off and Fez for… well the usual Fez craziness that happens there- I had the opportunity to go for a little bit of breakfast with a mooiness who has been frequenting the top of the recently dialled list for the [...]

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Whats in a winning date?

Everything was going right (like in those old Toyota ads) and you leaned in to end the night off with a movie-esque romantic kiss at her front door- except she turned and gave you side cheek- waap waap waaaaaaap. Why oh why, you ask? Maybe you’re just not getting the signs that the other person [...]

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Bafunny Ba-not so Funny

I’ve been invited by my folks to go and see the brand new and apparently ridiculously funny Bafunny Bafunny comedy show at the Grand West Arena on Friday night featuring the best comedians that South Africa has to offer right now, with a little pre-dinner at the always fantastic Indian cuisine restaurant Bukhara. Thing is… [...]

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Beware: Hazardous Material

Nuff said… hahahahahhahahaha… (Thanks Jeremy)

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Is this amount acceptable?

Of late I have been having a little bit of trouble with basically everything that needs an electrical current to work. The other day, my electronic gate tried to close on me while I was still driving and just yesterday I messed yoghurt all over myself and the kitchen while making a power smoothie in [...]

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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Brr. Its cold in here… there must be desperation in the atmosphere. In the time since my ever so tragic break up from a long term relationship I have found myself experiencing a feeling that is a little hard to explain around once a year. Maybe it has got something to do with natural instinct [...]

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Do you remember where you lost it?

Why is it whenever you tell somebody that you’ve lost something, the first question that they immediately ask you is- Do you remember where the last place you had it with you was?- I mean surely if I knew where that was then the said item wouldnt be classified as lost would it??! In my [...]

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Things to do when you’re bored…

If you’re anything like me, you get bored very very quickly… In fact, you might already be bored, so let me get right to it. I’ve decided to compile a comprehensive list of things to do if you are bored, divided into 3 categories: Things you can do with absolutely no props or aids, Things [...]

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And such is life…now

Of late, amongst all my worries about the right amount of nutmeg shave over the top of my mash potatoes and my non excitement to learn the Diski Dance (i’m coming for you Zakumi) I have been living a rather awesome life thanks in part to MyCityByNight and all of your support! Im not exactly proclaiming [...]

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Local or Import?

In a manner similar to that when one is faced with a choice of local and foreign beer at any establishment barring those named after any royalty(King Edward the 3rd Tavern)- as we get closer to the World Cup you will be increasingly met by a choice between foreign and locally made options. South African girls, I [...]

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The art of traffic flirting

One of the rather unfortunate parts about life is the fact that you will at some point need to sit in traffic. Whether its to work in the mornings or on your way to a Celine Dion concert, you will at some point in your existence on this bright blue and green earth have to [...]

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