Post Tagged with: "Advice"

How To Sufficently Rock the Daisies

When you think of a power flower, one’s inherent reaction is a rose; robust, littered with thorns, and generally pretty god damn bad ass. The adversely inverted notion of a wimpy, impotent flower for “pansies”: is the daisy. And for all intents and purposes, for 362 days a year, this holds true. Yet for one […]

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Are we all RAGING Alcoholics?

In times when the money belt is strapped so tight your kidneys sit around your underarms, and the burdening pressure of sky-rocketing bills leaves you tearful at the dinner table; the dog can fuck off and alcohol becomes man’s new best friend. Granted, one might not be pouring Crystal on bikinied Puerto Ricans, but slowly […]

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Young, Horny & Ready To Marry!

Falling in love isn’t what it used to be. It was once a leisurely stroll along a pearly beach, the soft embrace of her hand upon yours as the sun carelessly drops beneath the horizon, your lips touching, deep breathing, passionate coitus upon silk sheets with a light breeze and the aromatic fragrance of rose […]

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Break UP Not Down

  Why is it that people tend to melt down when they are going through a break up? It ended, now move through the stages of grief, pick yourself up and make it work for you! This has been sparked after another huge wave of relationships turning to kak! Way too many awesome people in […]

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Music Made With Buttons

I am almost lost for words at how awesome this is. Egadz as he is known as, has some seriously skills with his own LIVE production. With constant use of a keyboard and a sample pad he creates music that could be described as top class. In this video below he creates a tune that […]

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Gym Poppies

As most you my loyal Twitter fans will know, this topic was sparked whilst lying on the mat killing myself doing crunches, when low and behold my eyes are blinded by a shocking green reflection! If there’s one thing I hate even more the ‘resolution gymers’ it’s the not so rare, Gym Poppie. You can […]

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Like A Virgin

So this thought was born out of a hilarious comment from Ricky himself. Something along the line of, “All my serotonin has returned to me like the knowledge of how crap I was in bed the first time…” I think we can all relate! So naturally it got me to thinking, that surely there must […]

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The future of the Metrosexual Man

Since the early 2000′s being a metrosexual has been about as cool as being Richard Branson. Guys were wearing alice bands, sarongs and spent more money on groooming and facial products than most girls out there- the age of the pedicured man had arrived. Advertisers and marketers snapped up mega-stars like Jude Law and David Beckham (my hero) and […]

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Fear of public toilets- its not just you

Kreg is afraid of public toilets and being the really good friend that I am, I decided to do a little bit of research and use some of the psychological prowess that I had built up in my several years at varisty (please hold back the jokes) to assist him and a plethora of others out […]

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Wax On Wax On – A Male Perspective

Firstly I want to make it clear as crystal that I like slapping the pig skin just as much as any guy. The smooth touch of a woman’s shaven gammon curtain is one of the few exotic pleasures that titillates my fleshy flagpole. However, have you ever thought about how cool a furry piglet could […]

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Suit Up

In light of the Miller Rock the Boat Party, I was left staring into my closet, completely blank for creativity, whilst racking my brain to try and put together barely-there outfits. I’ve never been on the boat, but I do know one thing, you could pack one bikini, a skirt, a pair of slops, your […]

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The Big F

I think for the very first time that I’ve ever been single, I’ve completely embraced the lifestyle. With this way of life comes the freedom to use ‘what your mamma gave ya’, and boy have I been MAXIMISING. NB INFO FOR MEN – There’s something AMAZING that happens within a woman, when she discovers a […]

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