Ricky Bynight’s Top 5 Celebrity Camel-Toes

Wow, I just referred to myself in the 3^rd person there, felt a tad bit strange. Anyways, on to the bulk of my post.

I was at a work dinner on Monday night and as is the case with many of these dinners we eventually got onto the topic of vaginas (I work with an entire team of women). While listening to their invaluable ramblings about the inner workings of women’s cookies my mind began to drift to the collection of vajayjays that I have come across during my brief stint as a man-whore. Then I began to think about camels… and then camel toes.

Yes you all know what I am on about- that moment when the pair of pants you chose to wear because it makes your bum look nice decides to get a little bit too comfy with your girl bits, causing your cookie to appear more pronounced than normal, resembling a camel’s toe (I really tried to make that sound as technical as possible to avoid uncontrollable laughter).

So now I bring you my Top 5 Celebrity Camel Toes… In no particular order (cos I mean really, how the hell would I rank this shit):

Number 1- Kim Kardashian

This lovely lady with the delicious bum occupies a spot in this auspicious list simply because I’d like to package her derriere and sell it en masse like candy or Pringles. Oh and because she has a porno out that isnt shot in that funny green night vision style like good old Paris’ one.

Number 2- Alicia Keys

The amazingly talented songstress makes this list because I have had the priveledge (I use that term very loosely- haha, see what I did there? Sexual references ftw) of seeing her cookie upclose at the 46664 Concert some time back and let me tell you something its FARKING massive.

Number 3- Miley Cyrus

I’m not too sure whether I’m allowed to say anything about Miley considering that she’s still underage but yeah- party in the USA. or something.

Number 4- Lady Gaga

The ham-dress wearing nut and Twitter number1 personality to follow was bound to make this list… I mean just look at the kak that she wears- those splashings of cloth were eventually gonna try get all up in her business.

Number 5- Heidi Klum

Heidi is the shit. A supermodel who is uber famous and yet awesomely nice… Some people have all the luck. Oh and also because of how she looks in the photo- its like she knows about the camel toe but doesnt even care, because she’s that hot :)

Oh and yes… I did just do a post on camel toes. Aaah the life of a semi-famous blogger

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