Origin Festival 2011 – Win Some Tickets

 

Origin 2011

::A weekend long Electronic Music and Visual Experience::

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***MAIN FLOOR:***
(Saturday midday till late Sunday afternoon)

Tristan (NANO, UK)
Avalon (NANO, UK)
Allaby (NANO, UK)
Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
Førm (NANO, UK)
Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
Protoculture
The Commercial Hippies
Headroom
Broken Toy
Biorythm
Indidginus
Chabunk
Connecto
Cooks
Dala
Torabisu

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**‘GROOVY BEATS’ FLOOR: Friday – Sunday, by the river!**
featuring a mix of Prog, Deep Techno, Groovy Chill, funky Breaks, World Beats, sideways glances and a whatever else comes up !

DJ’s for the weekend include:
Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)
Artelligent
Copeland
Daimon
Danalog
Dave Mac
Dusty
Ivan
Nesono
One Track Mike
Patrick
Pierre Estienne
Prefix
Rob Gonzo
Spekta
Toby2Shoes
Vernon

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For the Eyes ::
Lighting Effects & Visuals : The ExtraDimensional Space Agency – UK,
Image Master Blink
Video Mapping: AFTERLIFE
Décor :: ARTESCAPE, BLAIZE, GOODTIMES
Shade and Structures by : BLAIZE
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VENUE:
Details revealed soon.
(Here, website, and the Origin fan page)
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Festivals are about participation, if you have any ideas to offer, installations you’d like to include or anything else please feel free to contact us via email to discuss further.

Trading enquiries : traders@goodtimesevents.co.za (applications close 19 January 2011)
General Enquiries : info@originfestival.com

Price : R 220 pre sale (incl booking fee), R 250 at the gate.
Gates open on Friday @ 15h00

TICKETS:
Online Tickets available at www.webtickets.co.za

OUTLETS:
(tickets on sale at outlets from 10th of January 2011)

- Canal Walk: Wild Fire Piercing: 021 552 8929
- Cape Town CBD: Global Girl, Gardens Centre: 021 461 8925
SKA Clothing, Long Street: 021 426 5025
Ashanti Travel Centre, Hof St: 021 424 4016
Spin Laundrette, next to Rhino Room: 021 4247311
Hemporium, Long st – 021 481 1853
- Claremont: Royal Vendetta, Vineyard Rd: 021 683 9399
- Durbanville: Gypsy: 021 976 2604
- Hout Bay: Gypsy :: 021 790 1418
- Kalk Bay: Gypsy :: 021 788 6802
- Knysna: Other World Tatoos: 082 514 7648
- Noordhoek: Skint Clothing, Long Beach: 021 785 7777
- Observatory: SKA Clothing: 021 447 6014
- Sea Point: Call-a-Pizza (After 5pm): 021 434 0818
- Somerset West: Sports Unlimited, Somerset Mall :: 021 851 1477
- Stellenbosch: Gypsy :: 021 – 886 7157
- Tygervalley: Long Street :: 021 – 914 3136

***Come prepared for the whole weekend and experience the full effect.***

FESTIVAL FACILITIES

Shaded dance-floors, chill zones, camping, swimming, food stalls, bars, medical facilities, strong and friendly security, craft & clothing market, clean toilets and showers.

STRICTLY NO

Glass bottles (this will be enforced), under 18’s (ID on request), fires, domestic animals, independent sound systems, illegal substances or cameras on the dancefloor. The organisers accept no responsibility whatsoever for injury, death, loss or damage of any nature to persons, vehicles, and belongings. This applies even to negligence by the organisers of any kind. Entry is entirely at your own risk. Right of admission is reserved.

LEAVE NO TRACE!!!

Competition Time:

The lovely people over at Origin have given us 2 tickets to give away for this years Origin festival. How nice would it be to party the whole weekend away for FREE?

1.)  Name ALL the international DJ’s throughout the weekend at Origin on the 28th – 30th of January?

2.) Seeing as though we like to have a laugh: Tell us a joke, the funnier it is, the more likely your chances are of winning.

3.) liking, retweeting, sharing and make this your status will increase your chances as well

Winners will be announced on the 25th of January so get those entries in and make MCBN laugh!

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50 Comments

  1. Bass says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    And now for something completely different:

    Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?—————-He was too far out, man!

    Sorry about that. ( Note, first to comment)

  2. Dan says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    why did the lion get lost???

    COZ JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!!!!!!!
    ;)

  3. Mike Lawford says:

    Origin. My bday. Cant fucking wait coming up from Durbs for this one?

    1)
    Pete Bones,
    Tristan
    Avalon
    Allaby
    Shane Gobi
    Førm
    Jay Om
    Anestetic

    2) What do you call five lesbians in a closet ?
    A licker cabinet.

  4. Benson Bainbridge says:

    Yes yes yes – what a lineup – wooopa!

    1)Pete Bones,Tristan,Avalon,Allaby,Shane Gobi,Førm,Jay Om,Anestetic!
    2) A parrot swallows a V* agra tablet.
    His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
    Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
    “How come you are sweating?” he asks.
    The parrot replies “Do you know how hard it is to open the
    …legs of a frozen chicken?”

  5. Liza Roberts says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
    My pop is bigger than yours !

    PLEASE let me win, it’s my Birthday on the 29th Jan :D

  6. Mauritz says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)
    3 friends, one drank beer, the other brandy and the one whiskey, always got together for each 1′s b-day and shared a couple of drinks. Growing older the one moved to Australia and 1 to Londen…but they made an agreement, they mould keep their birthday tradition, only each would go to his local pub and order, a beer, a brandy and a whiskey. That went on for years…but one year one of them went to his pub and only orderd a brandy and a whiskey, the bartender, knowing about the tradition, asked the man, why only 2 drinks this year?
    The man replied…”Well, I stopped drinking…”

    • Mauritz says:

      I’ve got another one you guys will enjoy…Lank chilled: A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
      Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
      DAD: Which one?
      SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was a day with a pornstar.
      DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I didn’t even know what porn was..Robot slaps Dad!
      MOM: Ha ha! After all he’s ur son. Robot slaps mom..

  7. Bass says:

    I forgot to mention; my birthday is on the 21st of April

  8. Steve says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm??

    BEING RAPED!

  9. Steve says:

    What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection.

  10. ezaad says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    What do you call when you have one cricket ball in the one hand and another cricket ball in the other – one big fucken cricket

  11. Minouw says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork?

    Kermit the frogs finger

  12. Taryn says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share but its only bed.
    That night, they all enjoy a good night’s sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
    “I dreamt I had the best wank last night.”
    The guy on the left side says,
    “That’s funny, I had the exact same dream!”.
    The guy in the middle says, “I dreamt I was skiing.” :D

  13. Tristan, Avalon, Allaby, Shane Gobi, Førm, Jay Om, Anestetic, and Pete Bones.

    Knock knock.

    “Who’s there?”

    Buk buk.

    “Buk buk who?”

    Buk buk baklaaaaaaaaak!

  14. What do you call a wolf from the cape flats?

    A-weh wolf.

  15. Kyle says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    * Home
    *

    Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

    It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

    St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”

    St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”

    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator….

  16. Kyle says:

    Its my mates Birthday would be awesome if I could spend it with. O and MyCityByNight is legend!!!!

  17. Noelle says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    what does a hippie do with the garbage every night?:)

    MY CITY BY NIGHT FOR TH WIN
    HE TAKES IT IN!!!

  18. Noelle says:

    -Im so Trance

    -Even my pubes are dreadlocked

    -My clothes are so fluro, I moon light at an Airport to help guide planes down safely

    -My farts smell like Nag Champa incense

    -the hairs on my arms have stopped growing because I have so many arm bands from parties

    -I have every single trance album since 1995, copied, ofcourse..

    -Simon Posford calls me up for track name idea’s

    -I use Liquid Acid for eyedrops

    -I can use just my hand as a hash chillum

    -My heart beats at 145 BPM

    -My urine has been classed by the goverment as a controlled hallucinogenic substance

    -I have shrunk from 6ft to 5ft because of all the dancing

    -My ringtone is an unreleased Shpongle track recorded off a DAT tape from 1996

    -i’m a nudist, vegan buddhist with no material possessions… except my Pentium 4 3.2Ghz PC with 6GB of RAM, Edirol FA-101 Firewire Audio Capture Interface and Roland DM–20 Digital Stereo Monitors for writing killaaarggh trance tracks

    -I dont eat anything that casts a shadow, infact anything that has ever lived, I survive mainly on rocks and sand

    -can setup my tent in 10sec flat.. unsetup in 5sec.

    -don’t use public transport – I astral travel

    -I sweat LSD…

    -I can spin fire Poi using only my tongue

    -I can make a trance track using only a fork, hair curler and a jiffy bag

    -Parties are cancelled when I say I wont attend

    -I have a 2 chai tea stalls, 1 falafel and humous stall and 2 Chillum and bong stalls at everyparty…and I run them all by my self at the same time while dancing on the dance floor.

    -My name is actually ‘Trance’ but you can call me Mr Trance, my friends call me Psy

    -I know every major trance producer around the world…… they will deny this tho, but only because I asked them to keep it a secret.

    -I have registered my house as an official after party club for Trance parties

    -I see in Ultraviolet light only

    -I can name any track from hearing only one beat of the kick drum

    -when i hear workmen using a mechanical metal saw I say, hmm, nice acid synth lead line.

    -they use me as a backdrop at parties cos Im so covered in psychedelic tattoos and uv clothes

    -my legs have built in saddle bags

    - Whenever I have a headache i hug a chrystal

    - everytime i’m in a bad mood i blame the stars

    -I label all people who bath occasionally; image conscious posers

    -Everytime i say something i try to sound deep

    -when people look at me i think they’re undercover cops

    -i think tie dye’s still cool

    -i hug trees for a living

    -i can beatmatch a bus drone and a pneumatic jack-hammer in sync

    - if i stop listenig to trance for 1 hour i start to shake with withdrawl symptoms

    -even my underwear is made from hemp

    - I talk to my plants and they reply

    -Every year like clockwork, I moan about how “the scene just isn’t the same anymore..” even though I still keep going to every party

  19. Louis says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
    A husband, “Put ‘MYPENIS’ ” and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, “Error. Not long enough.”

  20. Weylin says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    What do you do when your wife/Girl friend starts smoking??

    You slow down and apply some lube

  21. Jimbo says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

    Dr Dre

  22. becky kriedemann says:

    1) Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    2) what do you call a girl with no legs????

    – a dirty c*nt

  23. Melissa George says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    A man walked into a bar…ting…a metal bar!

  24. Carrott says:

    I totally thought you guys were broken or something, fully panic stricken cuz there was NO COMMENT BOX!!!!
    Now, let me just quickerly ctrl+c, ctrl+v all the stuff above…

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    I’m completely utterly ridonkulously stoked that there are gonna be some balkan vibes on the groove floor… have been trying to get people to REALISE how well it would complement a trance dance…

    Now for the jokes:

    Why do they make chocolate milk?? So all us white kids can get dirty too!!

    and….
    (apologies to the little ones gunning for tickets as it may offend your child-like wonder)

    What’s the similarity between spinach and anal sex?
    If you are forced to have it as a kid, you wont enjoy it as an adult…

    and i have a really funny picture to show you but due to being technologically challenged I dont know how to add it here… so you’ll have to go without. jammer

    • Carrott says:

      Subtract Tristan from my answer, add FLIP FLOP!
      Now do I get bonus points for being the most in the loop of the loopies?

  25. Better late than never ey!?

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    Ok, so I STILL havn’t been to an outdoor this season yet, can someone stop this disease!!!!!???????

    It’s my birthday, my friends birthday, my mom’s birthday… you get the drift ey!?;-) Got mates down from the UK as well, going to potentially show them how its done Cape Town styles!

    How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house? …………………………………………He’s still there.

    You might be a hippy if……. hey….. what was I just talking about?? hmmmmm????

  26. Simon Capstick-Dale says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    What’s big and round and hates gingers?…………
    ………….
    ……………………the world.

  27. Andrew says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    How do you make a 3 year old cry twice?

    You wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear…

    Hahaha OMG that was harsh

  28. Karel says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    Do you work for DHL? Beacuse im sure i saw you checking out my package!

  29. Karel says:

    No more Tristan. Flip-Flop playing in his place… :)

  30. jewbatfish says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)

    and then ofcourse Red ant (pete bones) Ooooo jokes time.. why was the great white shark called white….

    If he was coloured he’d have no teeth and if he were black he wouldnt be able to swim..

    jOKES NUMBER 2: Def the winner—–> What did the lepper say to the prostitute???

    Keep the tip…

    what did the jewish peadophile say to the boy?

    Go easy on the sweets :)

  31. Jessica Solomon says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder?
    —-> Beacause all their DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

    A new law in Alabama states that when you divorce your wife, she’s still your cousin. (baha)

    Pretty please? :)

  32. Grant says:

    1)Pete Bones,
    Tristan
    Avalon
    Allaby
    Shane Gobi
    Førm
    Jay Om
    Anestetic

    2) What kind of snake do you find on a car?

    A Vinscreen Viper. :)

  33. someone says:

    Tristan, Avalon, Allaby , Shane Gobi, Førm , Jay Om, Anestetic, Pete Bones.

    A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

    The cucumber says “I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad.”

    The olive says “That’s nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza.”

    The penis says “You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up”

    Please boys – you would care for me so hard if i WIN – you have no idea.

    Love you long time

  34. someone says:

    What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork
    Kermit the frogs finger

    LOL

  35. Terri Hill says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    What do brocolli and anal sex have in common?

    if you were forced to have it as a child you probably wont like it as an adult.

    What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

    gang rape.

  36. Paul Jenkins says:

    FLIP FLOP (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    Hope this joke is not too filthy ;)
    Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
    A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

  37. Crystal says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    A young man on acid walked into a dentist’s office and said, ” Can you help me? I think I’m a moth.”
    The dentist said, “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.”
    “Yes, I know,” the man said.
    The dentist asked, “So then why did you come in here?”
    The man replied, “The light was on.”

    haha :D

  38. Simon M says:

    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)

    Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
    A: Cause she had no arms

  39. Caeli says:

    Tristan (NANO, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz.

    The bartender says, “What’s wrong with Schlitz, don’t you like it?

    The man says, “I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks.

    The bartender says, “You drink a case of any beer you’re going to blow chunks”.

    You don’t understand said the man, Chunks is my dog…

  40. Jared says:

    FlipFlop (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)

    What did the one pony say to the other pony?
    HOSH

    PS: its my bday weekend!

  41. becky kriedemann says:

    k scratch tristan.. add flip flop.. :) i win haha

  42. Shona says:

    FlipFlop (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Avalon (NANO, UK)
    Allaby (NANO, UK)
    Shane Gobi (ALCHEMY, UK)
    Førm (NANO, UK)
    Jay Om (FREE-SPIRIT, UK)
    Pete Bones (RED ANT, UK)
    Anestetic (TIMECODE, PT)

    The Pope, a hippie, and George Bush were all on a plane that was crashing. The pilots had already jumped to safety and there were only two parachutes left. Without a moment’s hesitation, Bush grabbed a pack, yelled “I’m the most powerful man in the universe! I have to survive!”, and jumped from the plane.
    The Pope, being the generous man that he is, said to the hippie, “You go ahead and take the last parachute. I’m an old man and I have lived a very full life.”
    The hippie thanked the Pope but said, “Don’t worry – we’ll both be fine. The most powerful man in the universe just jumped off the plane with my backpack.”

    :-)x

  43. Kreg says:

    Winners will be announced now now :)

  44. Jono Booth says:

    Tristan
    Avalon
    Allaby
    Shane Gobi
    Førm
    Jay Om
    Anestetic
    Pete Bones

    Three people are in a lifeboat, adrift at sea. They have four cigarettes, but no matches or lighters. How can they each smoke a cigarette?

    Throw one cigarette overboard, which will make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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