Monday Mooiness | Melissa Swanepoel


Name? Melissa Swanepoel

Nickname/s? Mel, Mdawg, Melly, Shmelly Melly

Age? 25

Height? 1.73

Eye Colour? Blue green

Hair? Ombre, so brunette and blonde

FaveColour? Black

Fave Food? Oat jars in my bekkah

Fave Restaurant? Tashas

Fave Club? Arcade

Fave Band/DJ? Night Lovell

Fave night out? Getting high and going on a mission to find the best healthiest dessert and talking about life, experiences and just being a lekkkah person

Sexiest car? Mercedes G Wagon or Nissan GTR

If you could sleep with a mooiness who would it be? Chris Perceval because YOH

Would you pose for Playboy South Africa? Only If I can cover my tette and guava.

What magazine cover would you love to get? Some fitness or tattooed Magazine cover.

What designer/s would you most love to work with? David Milan (Typographer)

What is your favourite city? I haven’t travelled at all. Wish I have so will have to get back to you on that one when I am fancy enough to explore the world.

Thundercats, Transformers or The Smurfs? Transformers because the chic they use in their movies are daaaaym.

Do you have any weird habits, charms, items or superstitions? YES! I shake my leg when I am focusing like a boss at work, I believe in things like healing stones and protection stones. DO NOT WALK UNDER THE LADDER, 80% superstitious  

Hollywood, Brazilian or Fynbos? Hollywood. I don’t smaaak fynbos.

Meat or Fish?  Chicken & Ostrich.

Dogs or Cats: Cats coz they don’t stink and yap like dogs

Who came first, the chicken or the egg? The Chicken

Partnered up, Single or on the prowl? Single

How would you describe yourself? I have a good heart, kind soul, sometimes come across nasty but you need to handle my attitude because then you can stay. I am into my fitness, dig the whole gangsta look but not the lifestyle that would go with it. I look like a bitch, but I am actually a lekkkah person I swear. Oh and I overthink, this brain never switches off.

 

Rumoured to have the blue-prints for Krang's TechnoDrome, stolen straight from Dimension X, he’s the type of guy who exudes so much coolness that he adds whole countries on Facebook at one time instead of just people. Always up for a party and a Tequila shot or two this is the guy who we always call first, both before and after a night out…

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