In the biggest what the eff news of the week some poor little girl has been named Hashtag by her folks. The little girl was born on Saturday into a family who can only be assumed to be crazy. This unfortunate naming incident is the latest in a series of weird name debacles, including one were an Egyptian was named Facebook just a few months back.
Obviously Twitter blew up with some loving the name and others, predictably making snide remarks. To date no-one has established whether this is just another internet hoax or even a rather unfortunate typo in a Facebook status. I really hope it’s the latter- could you imagine how kak the kid’s life is going to be in like 10 years when Twitter isn’t cool anymore. I can already hear the bullies chanting- “Hashtag this wedgie in your ass”. Dark days people. Dark days.