The once smoking hot and relatively sane Lindsay Lohan started serving her 90 day jail sentence for violating probation in two 2007 drunk driving cases on July 20th and apparently isnt really digging the fact that she has to get money from her family when they visit to buy neccesities like eintjies and the avoidance of some loving from a woman named Bubba while in jail. Its likely that Lindsay will only serve 2 weeks of the 90 days (at least a couple of more days than Paris did) and will resume recording singles about how tough shit is in jail and how she is better, as soon as she’s out.
In related news, it seems Amy Winehouse was moved to tears by seeing Lindsay Lohan go to jail earlier this week.
An insider told press in the US, “It hit home hard that she could have ended up behind bars like Lindsay. After she hit a fan for the second time, Amy was only a judge’s decision away from going to the slammer herself.”
You know things are really bad when Amy Winehouse is showing you sympathy. Get your self together and stay a ginger- I think the other hair colours have clouded your judgement!