So I came across this fairly interesting little gadget while I was prowling the net for Mariah Carey videos… I know, who would have thought google would link those two things

Its called the SHE PEE and its aimed at allowing all members of the fairer sex to well experience the benefits of having a willy! haha, well at least some of the benefits. Basically you insert this nifty contraption into your vajayjay whenever you feel the urge/have the need to pee standing up.

This is taken straight off of SHE-PEE’s official website:

She Pee (P-Mate) is a product that allows women to wee standing up without giving anything away…

• Do you desperately need the toilet but you can’t find one?
• Do you queue for a long time when you find a toilet?
• When you get into the cubicle is it so dirty you would rather not bother?
• Do you sometimes wish you could go anywhere, like the men do?
• Are there times when squatting just doesn’t seem appropriate?
• Do you think sitting on a public toilet compromises your personal hygiene?
• Do you get uncomfortable trying to hold in your pee while hunting for a clean toilet?

Well!!

She Pee (P-Mate) is your Solution

She Pee (P-Mate) is a portable device small enough to fit in your pocket, purse or bag

Top She Pee Moments

Festivals – when portaloos are too awful to consider sitting on

Camping – when you don’t want to bare your bum in the bush

Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique

Pubs, clubs and concerts – when queuing for hours and hovering over the loo may be the only option because the toilet is so gross

Public toilets – when you don’t want to perch your bum where thousands of germs have gone before

On the road – when you can’t wait for the next rest step

Trains, planes and automobiles – when facilities can be too vile to sit on

Travelling – third world toilets can be best avoided

Skiing – don’t get caught short on the piste

Boating – when your choice may be a bucket or a hole

Pregnancy – weak bladders doesn’t have to be a nightmare

And obviously they had to explain how to use one:

Step 1: Undo trousers. Push underwear to one side. Place Shewee securely against body with outlet pipe directed away from body

Step 2: Aim urine to a suitable place – away  from feet, into a toilet or a container

Step 3: When finished, pull funnel away, wipe- liquid repellent coating ensures no drips

Step 4: Place reusable Shewee back into resealable container.

Tip! Practise with Shewee in the shower to find the best position for you.

Shewee is washable by hand or machine and can withstand temperatures up to 120°C.

Ok, so what bothered me the most about this whole thing is the top She Pee moments- “Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique”

I mean seriously, do you think you’ll be able to have a pee in a line for New Moon tickets without anyone noticing and you not losing your MYSTIQUE???

Anyways, I dont know if this is at all useful to any of the ladyfolk out there… I try…

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