Florida dealer offers Free AK-47 with every truck bought!!

Ladies and gentleman, you may be thinking of going elsewhere to buy your brand new truck. Hell, you may not even be contemplating buying a truck. But at Nations Trucks, they have an offer that will absolutely blow your socks off. And with live bullets too!

According to a CBS News report, if you head down to Nations Trucks in Sanford, Flordia TODAY to buy your pick-up, they’ll throw an AK-47 into the package as well!

General sales manager Nick Ginetta said that since the promotion was announced on Veterans Day, business has more than doubled.

Ginetta, whose showroom sports mounted deer heads, said he believes it’s a perfect Veterans Day promotion. “We started on Veterans Day, saying, ‘Hey, so many have given so much for this right,’” Ginetta said. In lieu of a firearm voucher, buyers could also request a check instead. But, as Ginetta says, “Our clientele is not gonna complain about a gun.”

The dealership has fielded some complaints about the promotion, which runs through the end of November. Phillip Adams, a veteran, says he thought the promotion is a bad idea. “An AK-47 is a very dangerous weapon,” he said. (Dangerous? Really? I though I saw one of those in a toybox in my little cousins room).

He said he’d prefer the dealer gave customers a free flag and a pole to put up in their yard. “That would be a lot more supportive for our country and our veterans,” he said.

I, for one, have NO CLUE what this old Phil is on about! I mean, it’s an AK-47, dude. You can bury that in the desert and pull it out ten years later, give it a shake to get the sand out, and it will work like a dream! And you know what that means: It’s the kind of gift that would last you a lifetime! You would be able to proudly pass it onto your son one day, like a rare watch! Imagine the look of joy and pride in his eyes when you give that him for his eighteenth in front of all his mates! Especially in front of that Rodney bloke who keeps bogwashing him at lunchtime.

Enough Talk. I’m moving to Florida. Who’s with me?

For more on this great offer go to www.nationstrucks.com

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