This has to be the strangest thing I’ve seen in a very long time, Fart be Gone! Flatulence Deodorizer Pads are now available for purchase (should you need them).
Flat-D pads are disposable flatulence deodorizer pads that are placed on the inside of your underwear to mask the deadly aroma of farts. This is a real thing and they are available to purchase online at Colonial Medical Assisted Devices. In essence. the pads use activated charcoal to disguise face-skewing bum-leaks. Should you or your loved one need further protection, there is also a flatulence deodorizing pillow. (OMG!!)
End your fear and embarrassment when in public, fart away with absolutely no worry of grossing anyone out. Um yeah, ok…