So basically i was contacted by a UK magazine, who shan’t be named, cough cough Geeneus cough cough, and asked to write a sterlingly piece of sex-ridden literature to grace their pages. Alas the glamour of international acclaim comes with the necessity to contact solely through email and if your business plan fails you just [...]
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Rusko v Deadmau5 Issue!
I lie awake at night dreaming that Deadmau5 would live up to his name and well… die! The epic rise to fame of this Canadian wunderkind has seen him travel the globe and make millions from uneducated dance music fans and aspiring strippers alike. His productions feature pretty much one sound, which was great, once. He [...]
Sexual Harrasment is just a nice ‘hello’
Workplace semantics are governed by a set of rules geared to make it easy for employers to terminate their employees. This set of archaic guidelines have been seen since the dawn of man, even Jesus told his disciples that there was to be no JagerBombs until 7pm. They serve to increase efficiency and productivity in [...]
Who would win an all out race war in south africa?
Currently the racial tension between black and white is stretched tighter than size 32 checkered pants on Winnie Mandela. Certain utterances from our so called esteemed leaders have left the nation on a clinical knife edge that sees racial identity and indeed racial affiliation as a vital medium to define who we are as people. [...]
Interview with Kosta K
East London has brought many proud achievements to South Africa over the decades, Jody Scheckter 1979 Formula One World Champ, Marc Boucher before Madonna’s dentist got hold of him, Norman Catherine who produced artworks that look as if my 3-year old niece took a week long peyote trip with a paint brush, and finally that [...]
Interview with Dean Fuel
In the history of the world, certain individuals have had a proliferating effect on vital causes. Ghandi was all over world peace, Hugh Hefner brought exposed double D breasts to the general public and Dean FUEL helped revolutionise dance music to what we see around us in Cape Town today. The literal “golden boy” of [...]
Interview With EMP
Recently the MCBN team journeyed to the emphatic Elephants Eye. While huffing and “puffing” our way through the local greenery, we felt fatigue slowly begin to settle, when low and behold we bumped into a strange carnivorous creature. While weary of its large fangs and erratic movements our intrigues got the better of us and slowly [...]
Is Jacob Zuma a Gangster Rapper??
I swear Jacob Zuma was a blinged-up gangster rapper before he became our president. I can imagine him grabbing his balls and pouring $300 champagne all over the floor to Mshimi Wami, with Akon on back-up vocals. He’s been arrested more times than Snoop Dogg, loves money more than Mr-T and has the credibility of [...]
Interview with The Skragg/Rablom L
Myself and Ricky ByNight ended up at the River Club driving range after a long debate about who could drive the ball the furthest, then we bumped into Skragg who had some serious wood and was owning the balls, his long game was terrific and we hadnt even started with the golf! Afterwards we sat [...]
Where is the best place to jizz on a chick
So, the nights gone well. What started out as innocent office drinks with some colleagues turned into a tequila fuelled frenzy of drunken strippers, public nudity and a dead guy in a clown suit. Its about 3am and your memory of the past few hours is anything but crystal clear. All of a sudden your [...]
Interview with Painkiller
After a long arduous day at work creating mystery, mayhem and literary art for all you intrepid readers; Ricky and I had to drop a mate off at the airport. Little did we know we would be bumping into none other then one of the greatest trance DJ and all round legendary guy: Painkiller. So [...]
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