Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Words Tourists Need to Know when in Cape Town

Cape Town has a plethora of made up words, words with a mix of English and Afrikaans and just some local slang that has been reworked and changed throughout the years. I don’t think a sentence goes by when I don’t use some of these words. Here is a little guide that could essentially help [...]

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Crappy website names

From time to people out there in the abyss of the internet fail fairly hard with regards to their choice of domain name, unlike the absolutely catchy mycitybynight.co.za
Here are some of the most poorly named sites that I could find out there and my-oh-my, could they be MORE ambiguous!?! Haha
www.whorepresents.com – This is [...]

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

The six stages of drunkenness

Considering that its St. Patrick’s day and that most of the varsity folk across the land will be going on Easter vacation soon I thought that it would be a good idea to provide some down the line factual advice on the effects that alcohol has on the brain.
You see, the effects of flaming Sambuca shots [...]

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Female Geography

During my period of perrinial singledom I have come across many different types of women (haha) and have found that although its terrible to box people, there are certain characteristics that ring true of women of a certain age. I also found that these women of varying ages and their characteristics could be well-described by [...]

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

15 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK…

Drinking at work? Do you think it should be allowed, well… I got 15 good reason why it should. If you can think of anymore dont be shy to throw them into the comment box

1. It’s an incentive for staff to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. [...]

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Introducing Agony Aunt Muriel

Hellooo MyCityByNight family! As you may have heard, while we were down for a couple of weeks one of our favourite old people, Muriel (although she doesn’t like it when we call her old) got hold of us and asked if she might lend a hand in this business of blog writing. 
We gave it a [...]

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Escaping From Being Tied Up

So the other night, this friend of mine (EDIT: it was actually Ricky- Kreg) had a bit of a… well lets call it an EXPERIENCE. He decided to “try new things” and get involved in a little bit of light bondage. 
It didn’t work out so well for him and he ended up nicely tied up, [...]

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Is Jacob Zuma a Gangster Rapper??

I swear Jacob Zuma was a blinged-up gangster rapper before he became our president. I can imagine him grabbing his balls and pouring $300 champagne all over the floor to Mshimi Wami, with Akon on back-up vocals. He’s been arrested more times than Snoop Dogg, loves money more than Mr-T and has the credibility of [...]

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Zapiro At His Best!

This picture sums up our president perfectly… another 20 showerheads to follow, he sets such a great example doesn’t he! Polygamous basterd…

Very clever from Zapiro I must say!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Where is the best place to jizz on a chick

So, the nights gone well. What started out as innocent office drinks with some colleagues turned into a tequila fuelled frenzy of drunken strippers, public nudity and a dead guy in a clown suit. Its about 3am and your memory of the past few hours is anything but crystal clear. All of a sudden your [...]

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Its FRIDAY!!

Its Friday morning in Cape Town which means that you are all more than likely to stop working all-together in more or less an hour or 2 if not already.
For a little bit of weekend inspiration here’s a classic-

I wonder how long this conversation lasted before he realised that it was only a statue…
HAPPY WEEKEND [...]

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Pick n Pay- Inspired by You

Even though there are indications that the South African economy has begun to do an about turn with the first positive growth figures recorded in months, the recession is still causing all types of kak everywhere… Case in point this lovely bit of work from Pick n Pay… “Inspired by You”- yeah, great, awesome.

HAPPY PHUZA THURSDAY EVERYONE!!!

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

Ladies, here’s the She-Pee

So I came across this fairly interesting little gadget while I was prowling the net for Mariah Carey videos… I know, who would have thought google would link those two things
Its called the SHE PEE and its aimed at allowing all members of the fairer sex to well experience the benefits of having [...]

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

This is not Ayoba :)

So with summer time finally here and sunny sun sun here to stay all week, our absolutely gorgeous beaches will be packed with holiday makers and mooiness. Unfortunately, the heat also causes people to make erranous judgements with regards to their choices of beach attire (speedos and the like)… Case in point this lovely lady from [...]

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Land Grab, In Sea Point

I really don’t like shacks to much and to see this made me dislike them even more. On Friday, so called “land grabbers” decided to make the Sea Point Beach front walk way there new permanent residences. Until the Cops showed up that is. This does look like a very well set up area. Might [...]

Monday, November 23rd, 2009
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